dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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