I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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