I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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