so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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