Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
so explain again why im purple
no
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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