Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Randomize
