apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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