with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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