What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
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