Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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