Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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