there was a trapeze. enough said
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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