So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
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