jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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