I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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