i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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