they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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