what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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