Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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