Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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