I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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