What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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