I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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