i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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