Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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