My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Randomize
