So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I will be naked everywhere
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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