The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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