so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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