So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
