You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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