Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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