I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
is it fun? or sober?
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