how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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