I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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