dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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