Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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