What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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