You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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