Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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