Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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