He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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