Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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