if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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