He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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