I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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