so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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