You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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