Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
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