even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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