I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Randomize
